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16.06.2025 04:28

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Next, they tried...